You may begin to wonder as you peruse our Photo Gallery: "Who are these strange and fascinating people?" Let us take a moment, gentle browser, to answer that very question--
Or, if you want to be that way, you can go directly to the Photo Gallery. But, mark our words, you'll be a compass-less wreck if you do.
WARNING: Don't believe everything you read.
Dramatis Personae
Ronald Maxwell a.k.a. Leah's Daddy-O Sign: Capricorn Ron "Gastrolicious" Maxwell enjoys baking soda, potato chips, and spending quality time with his Garden Claw. |
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Robert Wilcox a.k.a. Curtis's Paterfamilias Sign: Cancer Bob "Boomerang" Wilcox is fond of ESPN, ESPN Classic, ESPN On Demand, ESPN.com, and hanging Christmas lights. |
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Cathy Maxwell a.k.a. Leah's Big Momma Sign: Sagittarius Cathy "Crikey" Maxwell collects doorknobs, refrigerator magnets, empty cigarette cartons, and anything fuchsia. |
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Sandy Wilcox a.k.a. Curtis's Mum Sign: Libra Sandy "Schoolhouse Rock" Wilcox adores the proper use of apostrophes, thank you notes, and all things smelted. |
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Ian Maxwell a.k.a. Leah's Lil Bro Sign: Taurus Ian "Cookie Monster" Maxwell's favorite pastimes are grunting, shrugging, shirking, and whittling. |
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Scott Wilcox a.k.a. Curtis's Le Petit Frère Sign: Sagittarius Scott "Broadway Joe" Wilcox gets a kick out of sharpened no. 2 pencils, white chocolate, and playing the Bay City Rollers hit "Saturday Night" on his air guitar. |
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Lavina Carpenter a.k.a. Leah's Bubbie Sign: Sagittarius "Luscious" Lavina Carpenter likes her tea hot, her television loud, and her men feisty. |
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Sheila Wilcox a.k.a. Scott "Broadway Joe" Wilcox's Lawful Squeeze Sign: Pisces In honor of Sheila "Spicy" Wilcox's passion for haiku: Bob Wilcox once said
Please eat the chicken salad I made it for you |
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Chip Presutti a.k.a. The Officiant Because Chip "Emcee" Presutti is not family, we feel it would be imprudent to describe in detail his love of soy products. |
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Coupplotter a.k.a. Tuna Helper Sign: Gemini Coupplotter's turn ons included bare toes, unguarded furniture, and playing that funky music. (Coupplotter passed away on June 24, 2004. Rest in peace, our beloved dictator.) |
What Did They Say
What DID they say (or do) when we told them we were getting married? Here's a taste!
Ron Maxwell: "[On the phone.] That's great. Here's your mother."
Cathy Maxwell: "Am I invited?"
Ian Maxwell: "[Grunt.]"
Sandy Wilcox: "[Swoon.]"
Scott Wilcox: "Well, all right!"
Bob Wilcox: "Why?"