Impotency rub-on gel developed
- It's called "hand lotion"
- If you're rubbing it on your nose, you don't need medication, you need an anatomy lesson
What could bring me out of my blogging hiatus? No, not nagging by certain parties but the fine blending films and characters.
First, it's Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing featuring Sesame Street characters in the form of Fisher-Price Little People figures. Mr. Hooper is Sal, Ernie is Mookie, my man Bert is Radio Raheem. My sick little mind anticipated Prairie Dawn as Tina (Rosie Perez) in the ice cube scene but they didn't go there. NSFW if you work in a an F-bomb free environment.
What do you get when you combine audio from a Boogie Nights trailer with footage from Stars Wars (from all three of the "good ones")? A mashup full of awesome! Luke is Dirk, Ben Kenobi is Jack (Burt Reynolds), Leia is Rollergirl, you get the idea. SFW, unless you work in a church.
This zombie garden sculpture almost makes me wish I had a yard. I don't think it would have the same impact on the deck of my 2nd floor apartment.